If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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