Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

fruit salad?

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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