John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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book 'em danno

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Anti Joke

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