- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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