- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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