XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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