Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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Health food.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Your future.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Hitler

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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