- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

whats yellow? lots of things.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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