Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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