s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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A man buys a prius

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Jake. Walsh.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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hot diggity dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Anti Joke

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