A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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hot diggity dog

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Jake. Walsh.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Daym im romantic

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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