- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

What did the sign say? It said slow down

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

hahahahaha thats not funny

what do u call a black person by his name

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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