Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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I have suicidal thoughts

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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