What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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