knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Justin Bieber

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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sharks

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YES! EXACTLY!

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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