What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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69

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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