Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

book 'em danno

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

a blond girl walks into a bar

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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