Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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