- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

This joke is funny

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

book 'em danno

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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