How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

cliché rebecca black joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

thumb_up thumb_down -7

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

thumb_up thumb_down -9

BIG PENIS

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops