- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

fruit salad?

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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