- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

hot diggity dog

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Jake. Walsh.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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