Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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PSN IS UP

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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