Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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