Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What does two plus two equal? 4

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

A man killed himself.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

r u smart..... or ur black

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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