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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

You will not press the like button.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

One day a man walked into a wall

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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