This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

i lost the game

roses are red, violets are violet.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

YES! EXACTLY!

sharks

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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