- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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