- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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