- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Are you a tree

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Adele walks into the stables

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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