- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

r u smart..... or ur black

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

luke moore cant pull it back

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