What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Your grandma's cookies.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Butt poop.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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