So you there Red?

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Anti Joke

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