- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

if you read this you are gay

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

Miley Cyrus.

So you there Red?

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

what do you call a cow? A cow

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

Word play, punch-line, joke.

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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