What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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call of duty world at war

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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