Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Yes.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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The Olympics

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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