Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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So you there Red?

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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