Men's Rights

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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