Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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