- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

a horse nibbled a baby

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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