Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Top Gear USA

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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