Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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This joke is funny

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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A man buys a prius

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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