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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.