A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Please? No.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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