The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

thumb_up thumb_down -34

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

thumb_up thumb_down -44

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

thumb_up thumb_down -46

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

thumb_up thumb_down -50

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

thumb_up thumb_down -58

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops