how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Penis

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Hahaha

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