There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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...............................................................hi

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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whats 2+2? math.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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The WNBA

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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