What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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run farther?

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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