- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Are you a tree

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Adele walks into the stables

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