What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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