Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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