- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What does two plus two equal? 4

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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