- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Lets Go Lakers!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

whats white and looks like paper paper

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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