- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

He walked in a bar

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

So, same time tomorrow then?

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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