- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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