- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

you lose.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

children burning

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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