Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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