What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Breast cancer.

Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Justin Bieber

#Hanging Degus

How long is a china man?

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

dick dick dick... frogs

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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