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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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whats a willy? -brock

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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