Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Hi what I lug you

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