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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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