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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

I'm 4 and what is this?

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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