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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Autism speaks but not really

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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