In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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Christianity

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Scott Gomez

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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weston cage

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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