- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke or is it

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Justin Bieber

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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