Scott Gomez

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

Christianity

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

weston cage

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

He walked in a bar

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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