- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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