- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

fruit salad?

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Religion.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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