how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Penis

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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