- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

out of your comfort zone

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

run farther?

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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